About grayoldfart

Gender

Male

Age

50

Location

United States

When I'm not writing erotica I like to

think about writing erotica.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read

the side effects footnotes on drug commercials.

My favorite word for "penis" is

dick.

My favorite word for "vagina" is

pussy.

I write erotica because

it's actually more satisfying than my real sex life.

In conclusion, I am

a horny, 50 year old male: ended his first sexual relationship in 6 years after just two weeks because fantasy trumps reality; who loves the written word, particularly the words "euphoria" and "yes, you can touch that"; and who is up for just about anythi

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