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About thosearemysecret

Gender

Male

Age

32

Location

United States

 

When I'm not writing erotica I like to

write non-erotica.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read

read non-erotica.

My favorite word for "penis" is

owl.

My favorite word for "vagina" is

jupiter.

I write erotica because

I'm a pervert.

In conclusion, I am

a near-sighted perverted owl from Jupiter.

 

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