Brrring! Brrring! Charles awoke to his alarm. He opened his eyes and looked at the clock, which also showed the date. February 14, 2009, his 18th birthday! Finally, he was a man!
He ran out of his room in a hurry and nearly tripped over a box. He stooped over to examine it and saw his name, Charles Newman, written on the top with black ink permanent marker. He opened it up.
"Happy Birthday Charles!" read the card. "You are now legally a man! Inside this box is a ring, a jockstrap and a book. Please read the instructions before using, or else you might suffer! Signed, Someone Special."
"Hmm, I wonder who this Someone Special is?" thought Charles. |