Tanya knew the parents would be home soon and started to panic.
BIGMAN07: Take out the pen and suck it clean. Then write "Fuck me!" under your belly button.
Tanya took out the pen and again sucked it clean. She hated it, but had to do it. She then took it out and wrote "Fuck me!" under her belly button.
BIGMAN07: Good, now put the cap on the marker and shove it up your ass until no more than a half an inch is showing.
Tanya did as she was told. She flinched as the pen went up her ass. Suddenly, to her horror, she heard a car pull up into the driveway and the garage door open.
BIGMAN07: You seem like you heard something. Tell me what's going on.
"The parents are home!" said Tanya.
BIGMAN07: Do not wash any of that marker off for 24 hours. Now, how shall we greet the folks? |