It was Christmas Eve, just before midnight. Away from home for the first time, John and Ben, both 18, were just watching TV in the small old house they had rented on the outskirts of town. That’s all they could afford while going to university. They were a little bit high and joking around. Ben complained that his girlfriend was stuck up and wouldn’t even let him get to first base.
“She just pushes me away when I touch her tits. What kind of girlfriend is that? How can I learn anything that way?”
“Well Ben at least you have a girlfriend. I just keep striking out.”
“My cock is so lonely I’d take any female who walks through that door.”
“Ben, when has any girl walked through that door?”
“Well, who knows, it can happen. And then, I swear I’ll get some.”
“Bet you no female comes through that door and if one does, you’d get no where.”
“OK, two bucks says some girl knocks on that door.”
“You’re on but it has to be by 1am tonight so it’ll be our Christmas present. And you have to get her to stay and do me too.”
“OK as if that’ll happen. Anyway I’m hungry what’s in the fridge?”
“Nothing, forgot to shop. Here’s a flyer from Benny’s Pizza. Let’s order in, it says he’s open until midnight. That gives us 5 minutes. Hope it arrives hot cuz its friggin’ cold out there!”
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