I stare at the dildo in the window as dirty thoughts ran through my mind; I then suddenly remembered why I was in town, “Shit I’ve got a wedding dress measuring to get to!” I said to myself, quickly heading towards the bridal shop once more.
While my friend was being measured for the dress of her dreams surrounded by her close friends and mum, all I could think about was that big dark dildo.
A couple of hours (and a few drinks) later the measuring was done, everyone went their separate ways but I made a bee-line for the sex shop, hoping that dildo was still in the window. I got there and breathed a sigh in relief as the object that had consumed my whole mind all afternoon was still there sitting in the window. Steadying myself I stepped inside and quickly spotted the shop assistant, “Excuse” I said hesitantly.
“Yes madam, how may I help you?” the young man asked with a smile.
“I was wondering if you could tell me how much that big dildo with the jewels in it costs?” I asked nervously.
“Sorry?” the man asked confused, “I’m not sure which one you are talking about” he added as he walked over to the window display, I followed him.
“That one there” I said pointing it out to him.
“Huh I’ve not seen this one before, must be new stock, I’ll run it through the machine for you” the man offered casually picking up the dildo and heading back to the checkout. “Hmm” the man said confused, “There’s no bar code on this thing and I can’t find any packaging for it” he added puzzled, thinking for a moment, “Tell you what!” he said with a smile, “Make me an offer” he added. Surprised at the proposition I thought for a moment with no idea of how much these things usually are.
“Erm… how does fifteen sound?” I suggested with a nervous smile.
“That sounds like you’ve just got yourself a new dildo!” the man answered with a big smile. I smiled back and happily handed over the money, all the while blushing profusely. “I hop you enjoy your new toy” the man said as he handed it over to me along with a receipt.
“Thank you” I reply blushing, slipping it and the receipt into my handbag and heading out of the shop. |