The interviewer escorts the four of you into a private room and closes the door. With no preliminaries other than saying, "We all know why we are here. You want jobs. We need a new office manager. The office is in fact a porno shop with books, magazines, videos, toys, the works. Carla," the interviewer adds, "is not looking for a job. She is a fluffer girl. She is going to get your cocks ready, then you are going to suck cock and swallow cum. The one of you that does the best job here gets hired to run the store."
Holy shit, you think, I'm going to suck cock, swallow cum. That is not my role, not with my big dick, but I do need the job.
"Get 'em out guys and let Carla do her thing," the interviewer says. "By the way," he adds, "in case any of you are wondering Carla is Carl. She has a piece of meat that will impress any and all of you." |