During an ad break, Jake dialed Marion. She must have been standing right by the phone in an agony of anticipation because she picked up after only half a ring.
"Hello?" she said, and Jake could hear the hysteria in her voice. Just to mess with her he put on a terrible fake accent and said, "Hello, I am from Northern Telecommunications, how are you?"
"No! No!" Marion shrieked. "I'm not interested! I'm waiting for another call!" and hung up. Jake burst out laughing, and hit redial.
"Hello?" said Marion even more hysterically.
"Haha! That was me just now. How are you feeling?" Jake replied.
"You son of a bitch! What have you done to me?" she demanded.
"Did you do everything I told you?"
"YES! You evil fuck! I couldn't stop myself. It was disgusting and humiliating, and now Perry never wants to see me again. You prick!"
"Would you like to fuck? Tell me the truth!"
"YES! I'd do anything to come! I'd fuck anything except you right now, if it'd get me off!!"
Jake was silent. After a few seconds Marion quietly said, "Jake? Are you still there?"
"Yep! Now listen up. I'm almost done punishing you and after tonight you'll never see me again. But for the next few hours you have to do exactly what I say. Do you know what'll happen if you don't?"
"No, what?" asked Marion fearfully.
"Nothing. I'll leave you horny like this forever, and you'll never orgasm again."
"NO, PLEASE!" screamed Marion. "I'LL DO ANYTHING! Don't leave me like this."
"Excellent. I'm in your building, Floor 7 Room 31. Come up here now." he said and hung up. |