I remember the day it all started pretty clearly. Given what happened, it would be hard to forget a single detail. Control Freak had been trying a sort of mob boss thing. I guess he saw "Godfather" and wanted to give it a try. In any case, we had pretty much put a stop to his bullshit. It was time for the final wrap up. We had split up inside the mansion he had undoubtly extracted from a movie or comic book with his remote. For such a dork he knew what he was doing when it came to bending time and space.
As the term "split up" implies, I was on my own at the time. Lucky me, I found the geek. Also lucky, I found him with his pants down and looking at shit on the computer. I tried not to laugh. "If you're done tugging on your inch worm," I stated in the most threatening manner I could while choking back laughter, "I'll be taking you to jail now." I let him pull his pants up before attacking, both out of sympathy for the guy and because I didn't need to see that much red hair NOT located on the head.
We fought for a bit, me throwing shit with my powers, he using the rewind button on his remote to toss them back. I had finally got him by attacking him with an object behind him while distracting with one coming at him from the front. I thought I had won, which was the mistake that led to my...problem. I called for the others before morbid curiousity got the better of me and I looked at the computer. "Ugh, is this what you..." I turned to look at him and saw him pointing the remote. I tried to shield myself...and the computer zapped me.
It was some time later when I woke up. Apparently the others had run their tests and found nothing wrong. That was THEIR mistake that caused my problem. By the time I woke up, that situation had changed. There WAS something wrong with me. I had been...infected...for lack of a better term...by the smut Control Freak had on his computer, gaining certain attriubutes the females he was spanking it to had. And just my luck, he was into more then just sex. I could have dealt with just being horny. |