You begin to laugh harder at being called bunny thumper when an ice-cold chocolate cream pie smacks you right in the side of your face. You quickly bond across the room and jump over the kitchen counter. As you leap across the counter you knock a cookie jar full of flour to the floor and a huge cloud of white powder raises up into the air. You reach down and grab a hand full and throw it right into Christy's face. It hits covering her tan face and auburn hair in a complete white mask.
"You are so dead," Christy screams as a look of outrage crosses her face.
"Bring it on, little lady," you say while making beckoning gestures.
"Oh. It's been brought," she says as she lunges at you.
You grab her as she starts beating on your chest and squeeze Christy tightly with a bear hug. You rub her face with yours mixing the chocolate pie with the flour forming a gluey mixture that coats both of your faces and hair. She begins a full belly laugh as you begin to tickle her until she is trashing about in your arms shrieking.
"Mercy. MERCY PLEASE," she begs.
"Not till you say you're the biggest dork in the world," you tease her, not relenting on the tickling for an instant.
"NEVER!" she screams.
You tickle her harder and harder.
"Okay, okay I'm the biggest dork in the world," she whispers.
"Scream it," you say as you keep up the punishment.
"I'M THE BIGGEST DORK IN THE WORLD," she screams out in final defeat.
You let her go and turn to see...
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