“As much as I’d like to see you in the buff , I think we should stay in our undies. What if someone steals our clothes? We’d be walking back to the tent nude!” says matter-of-factly.
“And what would be the down side to that?” You ask her, throwing another one of your sarcastic come-on grins as you give her the elevator eyes..
“Indeed. But still, skivvies or bust!” She concludes.
“Okay, then…YOU FIRST!!!” You says as you wag your tongue and pretend to drool. playfully punches your shoulder as she starts taking her shirt off. You do the same.
“HEY!!!” You shout.
“What’s wrong NOW?” asks you.
“You’re not enjoying this as much as I am.” You say as you grin sarcastically.
“Hmm, I wonder why that is.” She responds. As removes her shorts, you sigh as you realize that she is wearing a thong. Given her current choice of underwear, you are surprised that she was so adamant about not skinny-dipping.
“Um, ? Not that I’m complaining about the view, but are you sure that you want to go swimming in a thong?” You say.
“OH SHIT!!! I forgot I was wearing it. Maybe we should just go back to the tent now.” She says. You can’t believe that you just blew a perfect opportunity to admire her perfect ass in a thong. You schmuck!!!
“Do you want to go swimming? If we go back to camp, we won’t be able to come back tonight. If you want to take a dip, you can use my shirt to cover up. I promise I won’t stare.” You say as you hand her your school tee- shirt.
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