I am known as the strangest player. A dynamo, a champion, a prodigy, undefeated. But then, I get shit because I don't seem like a player. I'm caucasian, not very tall, pretty built unlike many of those lanky-ass players in their pimp costumes. I'm unconventional, but very strategic. I can get any woman, but I don't want every woman. And I don't want any gaysex dogsex necrophiliac underaged bullshit neither. One of the few things those jealous wannabes got on me is that I only go after women with wedding bands. Moreso, I usually go for the ones that look like faithful housewives. And those are usually the ones I unleash my strangest array of fetishes on- or that unleash their strange fetishes on me. I've used rape, but in the end they like it. I've used drugs, but in the end, they don't mind. I've done the incest, groupsex vouyerism, all that, but in the end there's always pussy left for me. Now I'm goin' on the prowl, and I'll give you some examples on the way. |