You try and run, knowing this is breaking the rules, but not realizing that this means the girls will get your share of the prize money too.
Your first four steps of running lead to two girls shuffling together and closing the gap. You stop and turn, running the other way.
You see the other two girls closing in on each other too.
You do an 80 degree turn and sprint into the woods, escaping the girls.
You continue to run.
2 minutes or 130 paces later, you are rugby tackled to the ground by surprise, by a girl you had not seen come out of the bushes. She is soon joined by the two blondes and the red head who had been the first to "catch you". All four girls lie on top of you. "Hah, hah, pathetic boy" screams one of the blondes "you have not even lasted one hour, and we have caught you again - looks like we win!"
Then the blue team comes running along.
One of them cries "Actually we caught him just 2 minutes ago - it is game over for him now, and he owes us all a good licking out."
"Quite so!" agrees the red-head "let's agree to share the prize money, share the winnings, and share the boy toy for the weekend, shall we?"
"Yes let's, it's agreed. After all, he has lost the game, and lost all his prize money now too, thanks to that splendid tackle there, Sophie."
"You see!" says the girl who tackled you by surprise, "we are so much better than you men at hunting, at resolving conflict, and ... at sharing! Now you have one weekend in which to make us all cum ten times and be our bed and foot rest and sitting-on thingee, and if you do not learn your lesson about playing by the rules and about how to address a woman, we may just keep you for a year! Understood?"
It does not feel harsh to you - you are very pleased that you made them capture you one more time, and that you lost to, in your mind, such lovely and deserving girls.
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