She says to you "Well, boah! If you thought THAYT was rough, juh-st you wait and see what WE'RE gonna DO TO YOU TONIGHT!"
Before you could run these words through your mind five times, trying to figure out what to expect, and what to say, you find yourself picked up by five women's hands, lifted up and planted on top of a horse.
You are then tied to the horse with 20 ropes, and then all three women climb on top of you and ride the horse into a nearby town "But foyrst we've hot us a bar to rob".
The girls easily rode you and the horse, bumping up and down on you as they rode along ...
When they got to the town, they cautiously walk down the main street of another old western town, sussing it out.
A fierce gun fire breaks out, but you still lie helpless strapped 20 times to the horse's back. You again see a bank window with three wanted posters along it.
You then look at the poster and notice that the wanted posters again resemble the bank robbers who have just had a little "fun" with you.
Men are considered second class citizens in these parts, often they were kept as slaves, but not in THIS town. There were tons of mean nasty in-charge men in this town, and most of them seem to have been in the bar the ladies came to rob.
The first three men to fall with bullets in their head fall at the hands of Bella the Kid, a 19 year old cowgirl with blond pig tails...big guns and even bigger breasts. She has a weakness for men and has been charged with 50 counts, no make that 51 counts of Bank Robbing, 100 counts, no 101, of man napping, 20 counts of assault with intent to injure and 12 acts of lewdness.
The second lady to empty her gun into men who stood in her way was Tifa Redwood- Native American woman of age 22. She is efficient in using knives too, and demonstrates this by throwing four. "Hey look, girls, six bullets and four knives kill TEN men! Not bad for a start, eh?" Her has raven black hair flutters against with breasts in the wind.
The last to "get involved" was Wild Jane, leader of the group. She is calm and smooth as she shoots from two guns at the same time, mowing down elevn men as they reach for their guns to take her on. "The gentlewoman of bank robbing strikes again." she says, proudly announcing herself to the remaining men. She is a beautiful tall leggy red head about 5'8". She has now been linked to 501 counts of Bank Robbery, 100 counts of horse stealing, 600 counts shop lifting, and 401 counts of man napping. Nobody knows how many people she has killed.
Bella the Kid emerges from the bar with blood on her hands and a man's neck stuck between her legs, slowly choking between her impressive legs "Look, I've got the loot!" "Come on girls, Let's Ride" Jane said firing at one last man, again a killer bullet to the head.
With a few shots Bella shoots some men in the groin on her way out of town,
with all three girls again riding your face. She takes another shot and again a man's pants fall down to the ground - he is laughed at by all, until they notice that he too has had his balls blown to bits by the accuracy of the shot.
The female gang mounts thier horse & yous and ride home again.
"What did you stop for?" Jane said.
This leads to Tifs burying two more throw-knives in the forehead of one and the heart of another man as they pass out of the town.
"I may have some entertainment tonight!" Bella laughs.
She takes her rope and lassos around another man's body picks his body over her horse too.
"Damm Bella...always got to snag yourself a toy.." Tifa says.
He attempts to yell out, "Help!" but is already wrapped over the girl's shoulder, firmly in her grasp.
She then says in a sarcastic tone, "Now hush up boy, or you're going to lose your balls tonight. We'll be at the hide out pretty soon slut."
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