You give birth ...
it's quite an ordeal!
You never thought it could be so painful!
Then you look at it and realize that your baby is 100% lizard,
with sharp teeth and evil eyes.
It suddenly leaps onto your leg and sinks its teeth into it.
Blood is pouring out - it has bitten you deep & hard.
You are desperate to fight it off - it is biting your leg off and inflicting untold pain.
You see a rock on the ground nearby,
you pick it up and ...
SPLAT!
Oh no, I have killed my baby!
Maybe if I continue my quest to become a good ninja,
one day, I might have a good baby ... I wonder ... |