It's a HUGE tournament, held in a HUGE stadium FULL of SCREAMING GIRLS!
Now that the beauty pageant contestants are empowered and not someone else's meat anymore, the women LOVE to come and see the action ...
Oh, and did I mention that the only beauty contest part of this is the bit before the "action" or "felling" begins, in which all the men that are destined to be beaten shitless by these beauties choose which ladies they would most like to come up against ... the top five they pick will each get a turn of "felling" them. In each "felling" the girls tend to earn between 190-200 points, so the more men choose a lady, the more points she is likely to earn.
In each event five men are to be felled by each pair of women, depending on who the men had at the top of their list of preferences, the teams who score the most points win.
Some of rounds of this game involve tackles, most facesitting, some involve groin kicks, others trampling, some punches, some submission holds, some smothering until its lights out time, but all involve the girl first taking the man off his feet and then going on top of him and teaching him a lesson.
There is a Singles, Pairs and Teams event. In the teams event, teams consist of ten men, ten slender women (under 80kgs and under 30 years old) and two BBWs (over 100 kgs and aged 20-45) from each US/UK state or country.
The girls get between 180 - 200 points from each event, depending on various aspects of timing, style and such, and the men get 0 to 20 points each time, depending on how much they were able to endure from the girls. So it is in the girls' best interest to be pretty and seductive enough to be chosen by as many men as possible beforehand, and it is in the mens best interest to comply with the rules and enjoy the ride.
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The Pairs Event:
It’s the World Cup of Games involving Sexy Super Celebs!
This new sport brings together all the elements (and ladies!) of your wildest fantasy!
And best of all, YOU get to decide what points system to use to make the girls do things just the way you want them to / to make your dreams come true – you make the rules up!.
These are the pairings who qualified for the Kick Ass Celebrities World Cup Group Stages:
Group A:
Amanda Coetzer & Daniela Hantuchova
American Gladiators (Ice, Diamond, Sky, Lace, Blaze & Electra) or UK or Aus. versions
Angelina Jolie & Gwen Stefani
Atomic Kitten
Baise Moi (two angry but cute French checks)
Billie Piper & Kate Winslet
Britney Spears & Madonna
Group B:
Buffies the two Buffies (Sarah Michelle Gellar & Kirsty Swanson from the movies)
Catherine Zeta Jones & Celine Dione
Chanel No 5, Lancome, Givenchy & Hermes perfume girls;
Charlize Theron & Paris Hilton
Cheeky Girls
Chelsea Clinton & Martine McCutcheon
Christina Aguilera & Tpenga
Group C:
Colleen Rooney & Prince Harry’s girlfriend
Collisto from Xena & Sheena Jungle Princess
CSI’s Jorja Fox (straight blk hair) & M. Nikopolous (curly brunette)
Dame Julie Dench & Hallie Berry
Drew Barrymore & Cameron Diaz
Elle Mc Pherson & Claudia Schiffer
English Babe from Fraser & Kirsty Alley from Cheers
Group D:
Geri Halliwell & Spice Girl Emma Bunton
Ginger and Mary-Anne from Gilligan's Island
Girls Aloud
Heather Locklear & Emma Bunton
Jenni Garth from 90210 & Shannen Doherty
Jennifer Aniston & Coutney Cox from Friends
Jennifer Ellison & Ulrika Jonsson
E:
Jennifer Lopez & Penelope Cruz
Jordan “Killertits” Katie Price & Jade Goody
Julia Roberts & Martina Hingis
Keira Knightley & Charlotte Church
Kelly from Married with Children dressed as "the Verminator" & I Dream Of Jeannie
Kim Basinger & Michelle Pfeiffer
Kylie & Dani Minogue
F:
Liz Hurley (as in Austin Powers, etc) & Kate Moss
Maria Sharapova & Anna Kournikova
Miss Creamer the golfer babe & Cynthia Rothrock
Monica Lewinksy & Lorena Bobbit
Monica Seles & Oxana Bajul
Myleene Klass & Relic Hunter
Nicole Kidman & the Redhead from Girls Aloud
G:
Nigella Lawson & the dark-haired Welsh lass main character from Torchwood
Nikkala, & Zoe, the swimsuit duo from The Sun Page 3
Pamela Anderson & Melinda Messenger
Pussycat Dolls
Rachel Hunter & the dark-haired Welsh lass main character from Torchwood
Sabrina the Teenage Witch & Avril Lavigne
Sandra Bullock & Sophie Ellis-Bextor
H:
Spice Girls Sporty Spice Mel C & Victoria Beckham
Sugababes
Tatu
The other two from Charmed
The Twins (Sam & Amanda Olsen)
Trinny and Susannah
Wonder Woman & Supergirl Helen Slater
Xena & Gabrielle
5 points for each KO’d or smothered out man – 3 pts if he is in their possession but not KO’d at the end of 45 mins, + 1 bonus point for each man with damaged testicles,
1 bonus point for each man with damaged testicles before even falling to the ground,
1 bonus point for each man with a damaged before even falling to the ground,
40 men per group game v 14, then 60 per SF (3 from each Q = 2 x 12) v 24, then 80 in the final (= top 5 from each SF) and 20 each in the battle for 11th, & for 21st & 31st & 41st & for 51st = a total of 320 for gp games + 120 for SF + 80 F + 100 for consolation battles = 620 men to perish.
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I know you will alter the line-up of celebs slightly, so please do,
but only as much as you need to to make it perfect for you.
And do let the competition go where you want it to!
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