Tom and Dad are sitting at the kitchen table together. Mom and Jenny have gone out shopping.
Tom decides to bring a subject up, knowing that it could get him kicked out of the house.
"Dad, I need some advice."
"What is it, Tom?"
"I've been having some dreams and they're kind of disturbing me."
"Why?"
"Well, because I get a have a hard-on when I wake up or there's jizz all over the bed before I wake up in the morning."
"That shouldn't bother you, son. It's a normal part of life."
"Dad," Tom pauses deciding to choose his words carefully,"I'm having dreams about Mom."
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