“Let’s not rush things.” You say after some thought. “Perhaps if we think about it some more we could come up with another solution. For example… erm… is there something or someone Cathy likes a lot?”
“Oh, there is someone she likes a lot alright – Ellen.” Amy says looking suggestively at her roommate.
“I believe he meant someone other than me.” Ellen says firmly.
“Well, like I said, she’s a lesbo, so she likes most of the girls here. But someone that would get her off our backs for more than a few minutes… I don’t know. And even if we manage to find such a person, we’ll have to convince her to help us… I doubt this will work.”
“I see. Then perhaps there’s something we could offer her? Some gift she’s gonna like?”
“You mean a bribe? If it was anyone else – sure. But this is Cathy we’re talking about. She’s rather hard to please. I don’t think we can find anything that could satisfy her.” Ellen answers with a gloomy expression on her face.
“We could try to get her drunk.” Amy suggests cheerfully, in total contrast to Ellen. “Or maybe we could slip a few sleeping pills in her drink… Or an aphrodisiac instead of sleeping pills…”
“Uh, Amy? Can you be a bit more serious, please? This isn’t a joke or some cheap movie, you know!” Ellen scolds her friend.
“But I am serious! We could do what I suggested.”
“Yes, and she would easily figure out that it was our doing. Then she will turn our lives here into hell. No, thanks. I’d rather flirt with her – at least it would take only a short time.” Ellen narrows her eyes at Amy after saying that. “Was that another attempt to get me to flirt with her, Amy?”
“Of course not.” The redhead assures her roommate, but she doesn’t sound very convincing.
“Getting Cathy drunk may not be such a bad idea. Any other suggestions?” You ask, trying to get them back on topic.
“I’ve got none.” Ellen admits.
“Same here. If only we could get her to leave for half an hour…” Amy sighs. “Or if we could blackmail her into leaving us alone. That would be the best!”
“Or we could get someone to distract her instead of trying to get her to leave.” You point out. “Do you know someone who’d be willing to help us with such a plan?” You ask them.
Ellen and Amy look at each other before answering. “There might be a few girls who will be willing to help, but it won’t be for free. And there’s no guarantee the plan will work. But we already mentioned all that, although with different words. Remember?”
“I know, but I’m out of ideas.” You admit.
“So what are we going to do?” Amy asks after a few minutes of silence. “I still think it’s best to have Ellen flirt with Cathy.”
“And I still say that I’m not a lesbian! Why don’t you go and seduce her? I know you’ve got a lot of experience in seducing women.”
“Sorry, Ellen, but it’ll be a bit too suspicious if I did that, especially now of all times. Besides, she’s got the hots for you, not me. That’s why it must be you. Don’t you agree?” Amy asks as she turns and looks at you expectantly.
“Of course he doesn’t think so! Right?” Ellen asks as she too looks at you expectantly.
It’s obvious what each of them expects to hear. It’s also clear that your time for thinking is up and you must make a decision. |