Cameron was surprised how well Dave was taking her big change. Before that magical moment she thought she could never let Dave know the truth and when Dave first found out she thought for sure he was going to beat her up or at least kick her out of the apartment. Yet, here they were 90 minutes later sitting at a corner table at casual restaurant.
“Hello, my name is Sarah. Do you two need a few more minutes or are you ready to order.” Cameron was startled to hear a cheery woman’s voice say. Though Sarah had startled her, Cameron wasn’t surprised. So much of her attention was voluntarily snatched away by the wonderful sensations of her new body that she had nearly shut out the outside world.
“Yeah, I’ll have the steak… medium rare with a beer. What about you Cameron?” She heard Dave ask.
“I’d like…” Cameron said as she finally looked up from the menu.
‘God, what a tramp’ Cameron thought to herself, ‘I can’t believe she dresses like that just to get a bigger tip. That’s right slut, we all know you have big boobs but that doesn’t mean you have to parade them around.’
“If you need another minute I can come back?” Sarah asked politely.
“Oh, I’m sorry; I must have been somewhere else for a moment. I’ll just have a Caesar salad.” Cameron meekly replied.
‘Oh wow, I must have really zoned out! I just got so worked up over her outfit… oh no, I think I was staring at her cleavage! I hope neither of them noticed.’ Cameron wondered silently as she watched Sarah walk away.
“You know, for a guy… I mean, a girl who not two hours ago told me she NEVER liked girls….”
“Be quiet Dave!” Cameron said as she felt her face blush.
“I’m just saying, you really seemed interested in our waitress’s funbags.”
“I said shut up!” Cameron replied, angrier then before, both at Dave for embarrassing her and at her self for agreeing to go on a date with a guy immature enough to use the term ‘funbags.’
“Come on Cameron, hear me out… I remember my psychology professor talking about something like this. I know you said you’ve never liked girls but maybe that’s not true. If Dr. Lasko was here he’d postulate that in reality you always did feel attracted to women but felt that if you expressed those feelings you would be betraying the feminine you. Of course, now that you’re feminine on the outside as well as the inside your mind is finally free to express your true sexual feelings.”
Cameron was incredibly impressed by how intelligent Dave sounded. Regards of whether or not his theory on ‘her true desires’ was correct it was the first non-moronic she could remember Dave saying.
“I highly doubt I was really a closeted lesbian trapped in a man’s body but I have to admit you really sounded insightful when you said it. Tell you what; I’ll do some soul searching before I go to bed tonight.”
“Fair enough, but if you decide to start dykeing it out in the kitchen with our waitress, you have to let me watch!”
Right before her eyes the old Dave reappeared.
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