Dear Superhero diary,
God. Here we go…
“So, you let them go. You let those criminals go. Then they extracted the ore.” Robin ‘asked’ rhetorically.
“Look, that whole place was geologically unstable. I told them that when I got there…I told them that it was no place for a fight… I got out of there I told them to do the same before I left.” I explained.
“You let them off with a stern warning?” Asked Robin who was clearly pissed off, in a hobbit kind of way.
“Exactly. Everybody could have freaking died in there.” I explained trying to sound angry instead of sleepy.
“But you were the only Titan on that mission.” Robin pointed out.
“Yes, me and them. That gang, everybody could have died.” I spat.
“The criminals?” Asked Robin.
“You know what? Fuck you and your fucked up, homo-erotic, man in tights batcave interrogation technique. You need to get an office if you are going to be pulling this type of shit. Cyborg is right there in the kitchen with his sloppy joe or whatever pretending he can’t hear this shit.” I fumed.
“You didn’t seem to have these non violent feelings while fighting Dr. Light yesterday. In fact, according to the police report, after you fled the scene -just tell me if I’m wrong here because this sounds, you know- They had to call in rescue workers, who, in turn had to employ a sledge hammer to extricate Dr. Light from the toilet.” Rattled off the bird boy.
At this I cackled with laughter. I marveled at the fact that Robin made a twisted angry face.
“It was just his head” Then I lost it again. When I recovered from the laughing fit I continued. “I just kind of grabbed him and wedged his head in there. I warned him. I fucking warned him. There were civilians everywhere. Who attacks a freaking mall? WHO does that?.”
“Security videos show you were unaffected by Dr. Lights blasts.” Says Robin. Why was he wearing his mask just to talk to me?
“Yeah, he was firing off that machine, or whatever, over and over giving the cops a hard time.” I started to explain.
“They were security guards. Why were you unaffected?” Robin persisted.
“What, by his …flashlight? What was he doing with that thing, he should have aimed for my eyes or something. That thing might scare off a raccoon in the garbage or something…” I was getting bored with this.
“Do you, or do you not, have powers that you did not list on your application?” Asked Robin, stonefaced.
“I seem to be developing… something.” I admitted.
“And your original powers are gone.” Said Robin.
“On the blink. Just… jesus Christ!” I swore as Robin brought out his computerized roster.
“You are know assigned to tower guard duty for the next three months and I am writing you up for negligence in not reporting on your power outage and also for insubordination. Be aware that we are now holding a criminal on the detention level.” Said Robin as if he were acting out something he saw in a movie. Then he turned and power walked out of the common room.
Guard duty would be lot less hours, so I could get a lot more sleep. But I would not be able to leave the tower for three months. I guess I felt a little imprisoned. Or I would have if I wasn’t so tired. I decided to go see Raven about this.
***
As I approached Ravens door it slid open when I was still several feet away. Then I heard Ravens voice. I came to the doorway.
“Hurry up.” Raven said but without alarm and without a confidential tone. I entered the room. The only furniture in the room was a large bed. Gothic or maybe Victorian.
“I am the only reason you are still on the team. Can you guess what I want from you now?”
I looked at raven. She wore a white form fitting cotton one piece. Through the fabric I could clearly see her petite body her pointy nipples and the lips of her pussy.
“I’ll do it, I said.”
The next thing I knew I was sitting on her bed, my clothes were gone and she was straddling me. Her clothes were gone too. She was pushing her tight bottom up and down on my lap. She had her face up to mine weirdly rotating her tongue on my cheek and in my mouth. I had wanted Raven for a while but it was hard to get horny with all the teleporting and her weird idea of intimacy.
“get ready to fuck me.” Raven commanded in the same tone she might ask to borrow a dollar.
Despite my misgivings I had gotten a few good looks at her petite body. Her skin was smooth and hot to the touch. She smelled like pipe tobacco and alcohol. I got my hand on her slippery little pussy and that was enough to get me hard. Then Raven suddenly plunged down on my rod. She also forced her face right in front of mine.
“French kiss me while I ride you, and for fuck sake keep your fucking eyes open.” Raven commanded. The term French kiss sounded a little quaint to me. Then I noticed something very odd. I had my tongue in Ravens mouth but her tongue seemed to be a strange texture.
“I used my power so that you are not only kissing my mouth but also my cunt and my asshole. Your cock is also in all three of my holes.” As Raven said this I imagined raven sitting next to me and explaining this. I imagined kneeling before her and licking her pussy. I imagined bending her over and licking out her asshole.
This was all great stuff separately but the problem was that as she had me locked into this kissing position. Well, if I focused on it too much it was as if her pussy was in her mouth. Which might sound funny in theory but is fucking freaky when it’s in your face.
“Come on mother fucker, keep up with me.” Demanded raven. I did my very best to focus on the raven trinity having my cock because for some reason it was easier to accept that ravens mouth was also inside her pussy. She had me locked into this position. I came three times but Raven manipulated my blood stream so that I could not lose my erection. Raven eventually released my face and stared to howl and flail around including slapping me in the side of the head. She came then and got her fluids all over me. I thought I had been in there for an hour but when I checked the time I realized that it had actually been ten minutes.
“Go somewhere and clean yourself up. Next time I expect you to be more into it. You are one lucky motherfuker. Now get out.” Raven is a harsh mistress I guess. I planned to try it again some time but not anytime soon.
You wont believe what happened next.
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