You ask to join you for a walk on deck 11. Being on deck 7 at the time, it's either walk up the stairs or catch the elevator.
"Would you like to walk up to the top deck? I like to walk as much as I can on cruises because it helps me maintain my weight when I'm around food 24/7", you say.
"I was thinking the same thing. Let's walk", replies . She heads up the stairs which are surprisingly narrow at that part of the ship. As you follow her up the stairs you notice that, well, she forgot to wear anything under her skirt!
"What nice firm cheeks she has", you think to yourself, "and so well tanned, just like the rest of her". As you both approach deck 11 you notice she isn't breathing hard, though your breath is very heavy. notices your struggle and flashes you a smile.
"Um, I ah, well, I'm not as fit and toned right now as I would like to be", you confess, "My work schedule has kept me so busy lately".
flashes her great smile and says, "Well we will just have to get you back in shape now, won't we?" |