“Dear Super Hero Diary,
I have been sent out to fight everyday for the last 4 days. Slade is bogus. What a fucking pain in the ass that guy/robot/undead thing he is. But, less of a pain then Robin and cooler then Cyborg. Why did I ever join this outfit? Oh yeah, the hot young chicks….
Well, that is a good reason. I am having major problems Super Hero Diary. 2 of my powers are now completely offline. Also the other night when SF gave me the second Gemah I was too tired for our ‘date’. I made her promise me another date…
The point is how could I be THAT tired???
Anyway, Beastboy walked in on me while the Gemah were orbiting around me and chittering. Sometimes they merge into my chest or head. They are noncorporeal so it doesnt hurt or anything. I told him I was working on a new power that wasn’t ready for battle. He agreed to keep it under his hat while I perfected it. I hope he doesn’t realize that he doesn’t have a hat.
I have been trying to get a private meeting with Raven. I know I shouldn’t because of SF. But it seems to be in my nature.”
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