Your not a Great climber and don’t want to fall out of a tree while sleeping. so, the cave it is. Entering the cave, you notice a foul smell but tell yourself it’s a cave not a 4 star inn. You place your things down and begin to search for your oil lamp.
“Here it is." You say, “Now for the match.”
As you begin to light it, you hear a noise from the cave entrance. You light the lamp and lift it, to see what the noise was. Standing before you, was The ugliest creature you have ever seen. By its size and, thru the stories you’ve heard it must be a troll.
You turn to see if their was any escape route to the rear but all you see is a pile of,decayed, human remains.There is no choice, you must fight. You pull out your sword and prepare to launch an attack.
“wat ‘ave we ‘ere?" The troll said, “A fine looking piece of meat for me belly.”
You shudder, when you hear his voice and your knees begin to shake but you hold your position. It’s now or never, You charge the troll at full speed but your sword shatters on impact.
“What?” You say, as you fall back, “how could?”
But before you could finish the sentence the troll began to laugh.
“foolish girl, I’ma rock troll. You, might as well ‘ave charged me wit a toothpick.” He said, in a mocking tone.
Then as suddenly as he stopped talking he charged. You try to leap over him but he’s too tall, all you manage to do was jump on his shoulder. He grabs you and slams you on the floor. Barley conscious, you look up at the troll. He pulls a knife out, so this is it you think, Killed in a cave by a troll.
The knife touches your body, you hear a tear but there is no pain. You look down see your naked body and the troll looking, with drool dripping from his mouth.
“What are you doing?” You stutter, “Why aren’t you killing me?”
“Kill Ya! No Lass, I’ve Got other hungers I needs fed.” HE answered.
Then you notice a , huge , thing raising from between his legs. You try to focus your eyes and, then it hits you. That thing is this creatures cock and he plans to rape you. You see his knife next to you and reach for it you got one shot better make it count. |