She goes into the 'naughty lingirie' section and all you can do is follow with ogling eyes and a jaw that's 5 inches below the healthy jaw-dropping limit. She picks out one that is a greyish see-thru color, but has no butt or crotch in it, and a pair of knee-high leather boots. I can still see all the creepy people staring at her, picking out a few more chestless, crotchless, and assless pieces of lingirie and going to the changing-room saying, "I'll come out and model them for you when I'm done trying each one on. Then you can pick a couple favorites." |