She caught you, you can see it in her eyes.
"Evan?" she said coyly.
"Yeah?" you say. 'Oh shit,' you think. 'She's gonna kick your ass right here and everyone's gonna see it.'
"What were you looking at just now?" Oh shit she's trying to test you to see if you were paying attention.
"I was looking at the clock! Yeah, I'm just wondering where everybody is." 'Alright,' you think, 'good save, she has to believe that...' or so you think...
She slowly raises her arm, up her leg, up her dress, around her left breast and reached for you face, your ear, and pointed, right past your head, and said, "The only clock in the room is right there."
'Shit.'
"Were you just looking at my boobs?" She says, slowly inching closer to you.
"Uhhh... well..." |