You look around, trying to find out where this voice is coming from. You look around the trees and up in the branches, but find no trace of the source anywhere. You hear faint giggling.
“Who’s there?” you ask stupidly, feeling like the girl in the horror movies that always dies first.
“You humans,” the voice says again. “Always so impatient.” Suddenly, one of the trees opens up and out steps a beautiful young woman. Her skin is tinged with green and her hair is short and red like the autumn leaves. And she’s naked.
The first thing that comes to mind is “Um, aren’t you a little bit cold to be out in the forest naked?” With embarrassment, you realize you just said that out loud.
The lady laughs. “Why of course not! We dryads are at home in the forest. Don’t you walk around naked in your home?”
You remember reading about dryads in the diary. They are benevolent forest spirits and enjoy having fun. They live inside trees and strive to preserve nature. As you are remembering all this, about a dozen more dryads show up to examine the newcomer. They talk excitedly and start poking you and feeling you up. You push them away.
“You’re not very nice. The last group was more fun”
“Last group? Have you seen my friend?” You quickly describe Amy. The dryads all nod and shake their heads to say yes. One of them points the direction to the cave entrance to his domain. You quickly say goodbye and start on your way, but one of the dryads stops you.
“Wait! You can’t defeat the dark master if you don’t know how to battle him.”
“I’m not here to battle him I just want to find my friend and… did you say dark master?”
The dryads look around nervously and explain that they were enslaved and want to help bring him down.
“The only way to defeat him and his minions is to harness your sexual energy and release it in a sexual battle.”
You stare at them for a full minute. “You’re kidding, right?”
“I assure you we’re not.” they try to explain. “It is the only way. We can show you if you want.” The dryads start to draw closer, making you rather uncomfortable.
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