Now as the story was progressing, before I was so rudely interrupted, you had just gotten the call to try out for the LEAGUE OF ULTRA JUSTICE AVENGERS. You wanted to make a good first impression so you put on your best super suit , hey a super hero with your style has to look good, and you get ready to go to your audition. You decide to leave a bit early and give yourself plenty of time to get there and it was a good thing you did. You were coming out of your favorite restaurant where you had just had a small breakfast of French toast, 2 oranges, a bowl of oatmeal, 4 scrambled eggs, 6 strips of bacon, a stack of 4 pancakes with maple syrup and whipped cream, and a bowl of cereal (with skim milk since you are trying to watch your weight after all). Coming out of the restaurant you bumped into another of the cities greatest heroes.
“TOP COW. I haven’t seen you around lately, what have you been up to?”
“Hello. I’ve been working undercover at a nearby dairy farm. Working together with the authorities we were able to catch a group of criminals that have been turning cows milk into chocolate milk while still in the cows.”
“Well I guess that you are uniquely suited to that task.”
TOP COW was one of the cities best heroes, she had captured many criminals, stopped countless crimes and helped an equally countless number of people, all on her own. She often worked with the government, both local law enforcement and directly with the president as a special advisor. She has even worked with the LEAGUE of ULTRA JUSTICE AVENGERS on occasion, although she has turned down their many requests to join them. TOP COW is cybernetically enhanced, which gives her many powers, she is a master of seven different martial arts and she has an I.Q. over 200. Oh and she is also a cow. That’s right a cow, complete with a tail, multiple stomachs, udders and horns (yes some cows have horns, it’s not just the bulls).
“What about you? You look like you are on your way somewhere important.”
You beam with pride as you give her the good news and tell her where you’re going.
“Yes. I’ve finally been given the opportunity to try out for the LEAGUE of ULTRA JUSTICE AVENGERS. I am on my way there now actually.”
“That’s great. Congratulations.”
“Thanks. I am kind of nervous though.”
“Relax and you’ll do just fine. Just remember to be yourself and you’ll get along great with the other members of the team. Let me give you one piece of advise though, keep an eye on the DARK HORSE. That guy can get a bit freaky sometimes. He’s the one that keeps trying to get me to join the team.”
You are a bit confused by what she could mean so you ask her about it.
“What are you talking about?”
TOP COW laughs as she walks down the street away from you.
“You’ll see, just wait.”
Her words still run through your head as you finally reach the LEAGUE of ULTRA JUSTICE AVENGER’S headquarters, the place where you are to have your interview. You cannot help but be impressed by the site of their home base, FREEDOMS MANSION TOWER LAMP. It is one of the most impressive sights in the city and a suitable place to serve as the base for the best heroes in the world and a symbol for peace and hope and unity and justice and all of that other heroic stuff heroes should represent.
Stopping at the doorway you look in a nearby mirror (conveniently placed isn’t it?) to check your appearance and, hey wait a minute. We never actually decided if you are a man or a woman (kind of important when describing your appearance) not to mention what powers you have. Well now is certainly the time to set up all of these details so get to it. Are you a man or a woman (please no more farm animals).
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