It was supposed to be ObiWan's month off. He had just completed a 10 month tour....transporting God-knows-what from here to there to here again.
Then his boss passed him another assignment....
"ObiWan, the SCREWTOPIA has a faulty TRANSWARP DRIVE. So I have to get you and your crew to stay on work for a little longer. We have a supply of ROBOCOCKS to take to PUSSIO."
Well, nice of the boss to tell him so late....he was just planning on a nice holiday to VENUS.....guess it would have to wait.
Obiwan had a ship with a crew of 3.....himself, Captain Obiwan, his 1st mate, MASS BOOBIES, and his engineer TOOLMAN TIM.
It was going to be a long trip... PUSSIO was a newly colonised planet on the Outer Rim.
He guessed that his cargo was necessary. There were many single women on PUSSIO....more women than men due to the TERRATORIAL WARS that were draining the male species.
How was he going to keep himself amused during the trip? He always wanted to spend a little "time" with MASS, but TOOLMAN always hung around like a fart in a space suit...... |