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Hollywood Casting Couch | MutleyCrew | 3

 

"Are you kidding me? Lindsay Lohan is interested?"

I phone the number handed to me.

"Hi, this is Lindsay"

I was astounded.....Lindsay Lohan answered the phone directly!

"Hi Lindsay, this is Phil McKrackin.....I heard you might be interested in the film we are putting together. Just wondering though....have you actually has a read?? The thing is that there are some highly erotic parts to the movie....and we do not want to use fill-ins for those takes."

"Phil....been there...done that. With all the backyard porn I have been involved in, I really have no qualms with what you want done. Big question is.....how much money do I get?"

"Lindsay.....you name the price.....up to $20 million, or less with perks such as a new car, etc. If you put a price on the table right now, I will sign you up.....no screen test required....not even a contract to sign! Movies begins filming in 30 days."

" $20 million????? Are you kidding me?? Of COURSE I will do the film! I would do it for $20,000...so I sure will take $20 million! You have a deal...I will be there in 30 days...ready, willing and able. You are the best Phil!"

We got off of the phone....$20,000?? She would do it for $20,000?? Is she a porn addict? Something must be wrong......

Not that I was going to complain....a star like Lindsay Lohan....doing hardcore sex acts on film.....this was going to rake in BILLIONS!!!

The next 30 days were hectic. The sets were built, everyone was ready to roll.....we just needed our star Lindsay.

Then she arrived....on a moped.

Lindsay.....

NOT Lohan.... Lindsay Lowhand....the infamous porn actress of 10,000 cheap video films. Famous for her oral giving whilst massaging the nuts of her lovers using the Lowhand technique.

 

Do we use her, or give ourselves an uppercut for our stupidity?

 
 
 

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