I quickly hot foot it to the living room. I can hear my wife coming
through the dining room. I pull my cell phone from my pocket and lift
it to my ear. As she enters the room I close it up and put it back
into my pocket.
I put on my best disappointed look and say, "Honey, that was my boss.
They need me to come into work for a couple of hours. I'm sorry but
it sounds important. I should be back sometime this afternoon."
She puts on her best disappointed look as well and says, "That's too
bad. I'm going shopping this afternoon so I'll see you around dinner
time."
I leave and head off to the golf course. About one o'clock I head
back home. My wife is gone. I head to the camcorder and eagerly
retrieve the tape. I start it playing and find...
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