Ding Dong Avon Calling | PAWNDUDE | 1

All I get are old ladies buying cheap skin care moisturizers and even cheaper perfume. But on the occasion I see a young man or lady not know I am there and stumble in wearing underwear and then getting all embarrassed and running away I find it is all worth it. Mind you I am not a pervert or anything but give me an innocent young thing to seduce...one that managed to graduate high school and still be a virgin...and I am in seventh heaven.

I wear a very tasteful conservative outfit as I make my door to door rounds. My hair done up in a tight very black bow. A plain jacket and matching full length skirt...but under it...well lets hope you get a chance to find out soon.

Well this house looks promising. I go to the door and ring the bell, as it opens I start my speech......"Good morning my name is Mary Rose I am your local representative for beauty and skin care products, I am sure I have something you would love to see and try out and there is no cost or obligation, may I have the courtesy of your kitchen table...with that I start to walk in" Trying desperately to hide me excitement of this lovely creature (OH PLEASE GOD BE HOME ALONE).

What do you do or think and look like?

          ...A blonde opens the door

          Who opens the door: a brunette or a blonde?

          I catch my reflection in the mirror.

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