Principal Skinner walks in after hearing all the commotion in the hallway. Based on the wild laughter, something is obviously aloof in first period english.
"Principal Skinner! Something's not right " Mrs. Stillson says, not sure what to do, and a little afraid to say anything. Then she blurts out "the vibrator in my pussy has started picking up NPR."
Principal Skinner turns an ashen grey. "I beg your pardon?"
Mrs. Stillson, hands over her mouth trying not to talk but still blurts out " and I can't orgasm without your wife in the room!"
One look at the principals face is enough to know that Mrs. Stillson's embarrasement is absolute. She's had enough you think to yourself. But Principal Skinner... how can you not embarrass the principal after that time he revoked the outdoor lunch privileges.
Without his noticing, you give him a massive tent pole erection. As he stutters for the right response to Mrs. Stillson, the whole class notices and starts giggling. He sternly tells Mrs. Stillson that her comments are highly inappropriate and that she will be reprimanded for this... but what the rest of the class hears is "My wife is waiting for me in my office. Would you care to join us?"
Mrs. Stillson, still not wanting to talk, still with hands over her mouth, just nods an assent. She starts to walk out, when the Principal says to you "Call Mr. Patch from the metal shop. Tell him we'll need the welders mask, engine hoist and a pair of his wifes underwear. The fishnet ones he keeps in his left desk drawer. Then tell the AV guys to bring the video camera and the manakin from the main display cabinet. And be quick about it."
You do as your told... or so it appears. Seeing how watching ugly old people having wild group sex isn't as exciting as it may appear, you'll have to figure out what the class will do for the rest of first period. |