You've always liked "The One with the Halloween Party" and agreed with JOey that the girl's costumes could have been sluttier. You look at your costume. You are dressed as Chandler.
"That's not going to work." You change into David Hasselhoff's Trademark Baywatch red shorts. whistle and floatation device
You head across the hall and Phoebe greets you at the door dressed as Supergirl.
"Greetings Joey, I am Supergirl."
"Make that slutty supergirl." Her coustume is transformed. Phoebe now stands before you in a blue spandex corset with an S across the front, a short red skirt with a yellow belt, red boots and a waist length red cape.
"Okay! You look great too."
You enter the apartment and scan the room for your friends. CHandler is dressed as a pink bunny and Ross is a doodie with antennas. Weren't they arm wrestling? That should take care of them, I'll let them have fun next time. Chandler and Ross start arguing and head to the kitchen table. You scan the room. A busty redhead is in a genie costume. "Slutty genie" you think. "Let's see...slutty school girl...slutty devil...slutty witch." There's Ross's date Mona dressed as a..slutty nurse.
Oh the hell with it, slut all the woman up.
You see Monica wearing a black vinyl low-cut teddie as her part of catwoman suit. The slutty girls are now starting to dance with one another and a slutty maid is doing a body shot on slutty cheerleader. Where's Rachel? She came as herself and now you spot her dressed like Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman street walker outfit. Slutty Slut!
You know if Ross and Chandler can't play, let get rid of the rest of these guys...except for Gunther. Gunther is fixing a drink, but he's staring so hard at Rachel, he's pouring vodka all over the table. Let's give the poor guy a chance. Gunther who was dressed as Charlie Brown, is now in a pimp suit heading toward Rachel the ho.
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