Leaving the convent I walked through the streets to try to find some other way to spread my wicked joy around. Meandering through a suburban neighborhood I saw a large group of cars parked in front of a house that had a sign on the front lawn that read, “Bachelorette Party!” I turned myself invisible and snuck in when the door is opened to let a late guest in.
Inside, the house was filled with twenty-something women. At the center of the whirlwind of female hormones was young, petite, blonde woman who blushed fiercely as she opened up a gift. The crowd of women laughed as she held a large pink dildo up for all to see.
A voice belonging to a hot looking Asian woman said, “It’s just in case he doesn’t ‘measure up’!” The crowd laughs even harder. I can tell that most of the women are a little tipsy from too much booze.
A dark haired woman puts her hand on the bride-to-be’s shoulder. “How did you do it Linda? How to you manage to keep yourself a virgin?”
Linda blushed again, “Well, it wasn’t easy…”
A voice from the crowd yelled, “She told me she’s ‘technically’ a virgin.”
Another voice quickly chimed in, “Hey, one out of three holes is still peaty damn good!”
The crowd roars with laughter. Linda thanked everyone for the gifts and somebody put some music on. The women broke up into little groups and laughed and talked amongst themselves, while Linda quietly went off to her bedroom.
Now, I’m a very safety conscious individual, so I decided that the best thing for me to do would be to follow her and make sure that she didn’t put out her eye with that dildo.
I slipped inside her bedroom just as she shut the door. She placed the huge bag of gifts onto the floor and sat down on her bed and laid back. I decided that now was the perfect time to appear. I appeared and said, “I know a guy who has a bag of goodies, but he sends out very few of these.” I picked up the dildo out of the bag. It was a good eight inches long, and I could tell by the way she handled it earlier that it seemed huge to her.
She gasped and sat up on the bed, “Who are you?”
“Linda, my name is Willey and I’ve come to save your marriage.”
“What do you mean ‘save my marriage?’” she asked.
“A good wife had to know how to satisfy her man. As a virgin, you are in desperate need of some practice. I was sent here to help you.”
“Really?” She said. I couldn’t believe it. She was falling for it hook, line, and sinker after only ten seconds!
“That’s right. Just tell me what you want to practice on and I’ll help you out.” |