Hi, my name is Hugh Grant Kingston III. I'm 18. My life sucks . . . sucked and it wasn't only because of my name. I was ridiculed by students at my all-football school. If you didn't play football, you were a loser. I was obsessed with BMX Biking. I was awesome at the sport. And one day at a competition, my life changed.
I was tearing up the half-pipe with superman seatgrabs and 720 inverts. I finally finished my run with an average score of 98.8. Which is very good. I was approached by Mat Hoffman who asked me to ride his brand of bikes in the X-Games that I just qualified for. Of course I said yes and he said he'd meet me next week at the prelims.
The next day at school was awesome. It started out by the whole school having an assembly in honor of me. After that, the day got better. One major thing happened, senior Sherri Cochran, who was the hottest girl in school, approached me and gave me her address and phone number.
"My parents are gone on a cruise for two weeks," she said as she walked away. And damn was her ass fine. |