It's getting very dark outside and your mom looks tired enough to drive you into a ditch. So with quick thinking, you tell your mom to pull over to the hotel.
"Good idea," she said as she parked in front of the lobby, "I think I'll sleep in the car you two can each get a room."
"I'll go get them," you say with a sly grin. You walk in and see all the keys hanging behind the counter. There were five rooms, four regualars with double beds and the Honeymoon Suite with erotic cable access and a king-size bed. Thinking quickly again you buy the Honeymoon Suite and walk back out to the car.
"Where's my room?" asked your sister.
"Follow me," you say as you walk to the Honeymoon Suite.
Right when you walked in your sister asked, "Where's your room and why are we in the Honeymoon Suite?"
"This was the only room left," you said lying.
There is erotic cable, a hot-tub, and drawer full of erotic toys in the room. |