"The gun!" you exclaim, remembering why the woman had come into the shop in the first place. Before she can stop you, you make a dash for the front of the shop. Bursting into the main room there is a crash as the front door is shot open in a shower of glass. As you duck behind the front counter you see two men in dark suits entering.
You reach under the counter and grab the pistol that your boss keeps under the counter for armed holdups. You look back through into the rear of the shop to see the woman signaling for you to stay low. She still has her blouse hanging open and her big breasts and heaving, creating a rather distracting view for you.
Suddenly you hear the men in the shop start to move for the back of the shop, it's now or never. You pop up, squeezing off a shot from the gun which explodes in a deafening bang and the two men duck for cover. You are immediately off and running, diving out the back of the shop where the woman is waiting by the rear exit.
The two of you sprint out with the sound of gunfire behind you as the men return your shot but fortunately you are long gone.
The strange woman is ahead of you and dives onto the back of a pickup truck stopped at a red light on the street outside the Quickie Mart. The driver of the pickup turns around to see you dive onto the back of the truck beside the woman. He looks like he's about to yell at the two of you or get out of the truck when you point your gun at him and shout for him to drive.
The man puts his foot down and the truck speeds on just as the two gunmen from the shop burst out the backdoor.
"That was close," breathes the woman.
"Holy fuck!" you swear, "Why the fuck were those men shooting at us?" you ask.
"It's a big misunderstanding," replies the woman.
"What the hell does that mean?" you demand, then add, "My boss is gonna kill me!"
"I'll explain later," the woman says, "We have to get off the road and dump this vehicle as soon as possible, they'll be after us."
"Who in the hell are you anyway?" you ask.
"My name's Anna Nicole Smith, I'm a secret agent and I've been set up and framed for a crime I didn't commit. I need your help."
Well you've just held up an innocent passerby so the cops will be after you now too. |