I am Superman and The Justice League and I have eliminated all of the villains for the time being. It is a time of peace and we have nothing to do. Now I shall tell you about my fun-filled days of peace.
I was walking around my fortress of solitude admiring all of the extinct species and even glancing at the picture of Supergirl while she was a baby. I had thought of her like a sister even, but she was growing into a fine looking female with measurements 34-24-28. Anyway, I was walking and the alarm had gone off to join in the Justice League Hall.
I got there and it seemed as if nobody was around, but then I heard a noise. Upon examination it was Supergirl. "What was the emergency?" I asked.
"Well, Batgirl and Wonder Woman told me that because I turned 18 I could have sex," she explained, "And I was wondering how humans do it?"
"Take off your uniform and I will show you," I responded as I took off my spandex uniform. |