Wendy turned and made one step towards the door before her stomach gurgled. Then she felt the urge and knew she had to hurry to the door. But before she could take another step someone put there arm through the bar and grabbed on to her robe. It came right off. Wendy realized she was now fully nude surrounded by people turned around for some reason to cover up. She then let aloud a giant fart. The crowd laughed. Wendy turned to the door and started walking. She had a long drive way that went up so for her it was painful
Ted laughed he was married to Wendy for 21 years and knew that when she farted it meant she had to poo.
So he started a chant by saying, "Baby poo in the grass poo in the grass."
All of the sudden the whole crowd was saying it.
The reporter looked at the camera and asked, "Well is she going to poo in the grass? Guess we will wait."
Wendy realized she couldnt hold it and her materialistic side got the better of her. She knew she could get to the door but dropping a duke on the white marble floor wasnt an option. Knowing she had no choice she stopped and went into the grass and face her house. She then squated and took a poo. To make matters worse after she was done she started walking up the grass and fell back. Falling in her own poo and sliding all the way down to the gate. She saw people watching and laughing. Then they threw diapers and other items at her. One person put a pacifier in her mouth.
Wendy quickly got up and was looking at the crowd and pointing and yanking looking like she needed help. No one helped but they broke out in laughter.
Ted finally broke the laughter and said, "I your ex will help but honey but a diaper on to cover your shame.
Wendy nodded no the crowd started chanting, "Diaper on Diaper on."
Wendy knew if she wanted the pacifier out shed have to put a diaper on. She grabbed one and put it on. Then she walked up to Ted.
He patted her head and said, "Good baby but theres one more thing."
Ted took a vibrator out of his pocket hit a button and jammed it down her diaper. Wendys fell on the ground trying to get it out.
Ted laughed and said, "I know that look that her orgasm face look."
The crowd laughed while Wendy tring to get over the sensation and grab the vibrator before it slipt all the way down. She got it and pulled it out. She walked up to Ted.
Ted laughed and said, "Babies angry let me pull her pacifier out now."
Ted pulled it out. Wendy then punched Ted in the face and walked off to the house still covered in shit. He front lawn looking like a pedophiles wet dream of diapers, vibrators and other assorted goods. Wendy didnt want the crowd to know but she would come back for the vibrators. Wendy made the journey back to her house. |