The fact that the woman's ass started to expand to ludicrous proportions were proof enough. She wasn't entirely sure this wasn't a dream, but the idea that she dreamt about seeing her nephew's friend's dick or her older sister as a bimbo was hard to accept. Even if this was a dream, she could just accept the logic of the dream until she woke up.
Her "sister" looked like a freak. No one's ass should look like that. Janet pointed at the woman with the weirdest ass she ever saw. "I wish you'd turn back to what you looked like yesterday," and to her surprise, the woman almost instantly returned to looking like her older sister. She still hadn't quite believed that the woman was her sister. The fact that she still tittered and stared pointedly at Dave's friend's crotch was a bit revolting.
"Ugh, I wish you thought the way Bernice did yesterday," Jane said, and that's when Bernice started wailing. The enormity of what Jake had did must have reached her now-sane mind. "I wish you'd forget anything that Jake did to you with this thing!" Jane said again, hoping that this time she got it right. She was amazed. The more she used the bone, the more natural it felt to use it.
"In fact, I wish that both Dave and Bernice would go take a nap and forget anything that happened to them from the past 12 hours, thinking it was a normal Friday," She wasn't sure when this nastiness had started, but she was sure that that would take care of it. Sure, Dave would start a shitstorm on Monday when he showed for the job he was just fired from, but Jane had no way of knowing that.
When both of them yawned and walked away, Jane realized what exactly she had in her hands. "No reason to spend 9 hours a day reading old manuscripts anymore! I can get my Ph.D now! I wish I knew everything about the history of medieval Bulgaria!" She said confidently. The bone remained inert and her level of knowledge seemed to stay the same.
"It doesn't work like that," Dave's friend said sadly, still sitting on the couch, "You can't wish anything for yourself." She had planned on punishing him for doing whatever he did to Bernice. Now, she realized she needed a pawn.
"Stand up and tell me your name," she said. He stood up and barked out "Jacob Suplee".
"Jacob, you can only touch this bone if I explicitly tell you to take the bone, and you can only wish what I explicitly tell you to wish for." She was starting to get excited about what the bone could do. There was no reason for her pawn to look so plain now that she had so much power in her hands. She looked at him, closed her eyes, and before she could even say, the bone throbbed. She opened her eyes, and Jake was gone. The person in front of her was much taller, with better hair. It was brown, and a bit long for a boy. He had gentle blue eyes and a very handsome face. Some light stubble on his chin. He looked like an actor from TV.
She grinned. "Okay, Jacob, here's what I want you to do..." |