It is brisk morning as you walk along the beach with your metal detector, searching for buried treasure. Well you know your not really going to find any treasure, maybe a coin or two or a bottle cap, but you think treasure just to make your hobby sound cooler.
Searching various beaches with your metal detector is something you had been doing ever since your grandfather taught you, and it is something you kept at ever since. Honestly you would say you do it for the peace and tranquility of the it, anything to take your mind off your job.
Well job isn't really how you would describe what you do, you write for a website that talks about celebrity gossip and you put a humorous twist on the stories. You are handed your material from journalists and photographers, and you put it up on your website. Usually the stories have to do with what Lindsay Lohan is going to jail for now, or which poor idiot got lured in by Taylor Swift, but more often than not your stories have to do with which celebrity showcased her boobs in someway.
So really when you think about your job itself isn"t that bad, it is the effects it has had on you. Day after day you write about all these gorgeous women, and so when you get off work the women you just seem to pale in comparison to their beauty. Sure you don't have too tough of a time getting women's attention, but due to your celebrity fetish you can't maintain a relationship for long.
You are broken out of your thoughts when your detector starts to make a noise and you know you found something. You know it is probably nothing good, but you are surprised to find anything on this out of the way beach that probably only sees a few people. Without further thought you put down the detector, bend down to the spot, and begin digging with your hands. After about a minute of digging down you are about to give up when a gold gleam catches your eye. Quickly you plunge your hand down on the object and pull it from its sand grave.
As you uncover it your breath catches as you see the object is actually a flask, and not only that it is a gold and jewel encrusted flask. Your no expert but you think see rubies, emeralds, and sapphires encrusted in patterns around the flask. What is even more curious the flask looks completely unharmed and in pristine condition.
The excitement of your find overwhelms you and you begin to jump and yell about your find. After about a minute or two you regain composure and begin to inspect the flask. You begin to wonder how old the item is, who it belonged to, and most importantly, how much could it be worth. Your job has decent pay but you could always use the extra cash. As your pondering the worth of the flask, you notice the top is closed on it.
You know it is probably an empty on the inside but curiosity gets the best of you and decide to open the lid, heck maybe you'll get even luckier and there will be gold dust in there or something. Without further ado you flick open the lid and before you can peer inside a crimson colored cloud quickly rises from the container.
Taken by surprise you stumble backwards and land on your butt in the sand, the crimson cloud now setting a few feet in front of you. Before you can do anything else you see the cloud start to form a shape, and while you know it is ridiculous you think the shape is human looking. A few seconds later you find out you were not only right, but the crimson cloud turned into a very beautiful woman.
Standing before is a woman you would say is about 5'6 with red hair, her frame was almost unbelievably petite given how big her bust was and how tight her ass looked. No doubt she had the biggest brast you had seen in person.
While you are slack jawed over the how ridiculous hot the woman is, you happen to notice that woman is also dressed like a pirate wench. To say you are confused is an understatement.
A/N: if you want actual pictures of who I envision the genie to look like.
Jordan Carver (http://www.retinaimg.com/images/168166-jordan-carver-swing.jpg) She is wearing this (http://www.mrcostumes.com/images/pz/11206/deckhand-darlin-pirate-wench-costume-3053.jpg)
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