So, I walk over to Joey and Chandler's still a little vexed by what just happened over at Monica's. "Hey guys, what's up?" I ask as I walk in. But instead of seeing Joey, or Chandler, I see Phoebe sitting in one of the Lay-Z-Boys. She turns the chair about ninety degrees and waves at me.
"Hey, Ross, what's up?" she asks.
"Not much," I say. "Where are Joey and Chandler...and why aren't you over at Monica's?"
Phoebe shrugs. "I dunno where Joey and Chandler are," she says. "But I was across the hall about ten minutes ago, but Monica was kinda...busy. So I came over here to watch TV." I nod in understanding. "You mind if I watch with you?" I ask. Phoebe shakes her head and gestures to the other Lay-Z-Boy. "No, go ahead, Ross," she says.
I sit down in the Lay-Z-Boy, and it's at this point that I notice the heavy breathing and moaning coming from the TV. "Pheebs," I ask, glancing sidelong at her,"why are you watching porno?"
Phoebe shrugs and looks at me. "Well, ever since I got pregnant I've become more and more horny," she says non-chalantly. She rubs her large, pregnant belly. "And well, sometimes it just gets to be too much, and since I don't have a boyfriend..."
"Oh," I say as she trails off. I pretend to be okay with it, and go back to watching the TV. Naturally, the porno starts to affect me and I get hard again. I'm just about to get up and go to the bathroom, to at least adjust my package, when I feel a hand on my crotch. I look down and I see Phoebe's hand stroking my hard cock through my khakis.
"Uhh...Pheebs," I say, my voice cracking a little. "What're you doing?"
Phoebe smiles seductively at me. "Well, I /do/ need some relief...and we wouldn't have to tell anyone, Ross..." |