Walking into the ladies room right after some girls had just entered it didn't seem at all like something worth 100 bucks for . He would get scolded, worst case kicked out of the restaurant but he could probably write it off as an honest mistake. After all he was in the habit of talking himself out of things since he was about eight.
reaches across the table and puts a hand on the Benjamin in front of him. "Just in and out right, no funny business?" |