"What do I think? You just shoved a fucking vegetable up my ass!"
You reach down to pull the carrot out, but can't get a good grip, even after a few tries.
Alexis' expression changes from amused to pouting, her posture indicating she's more than a little displeased with your reply.
"That's all you have to say?"
You keep quiet, indicating that your previous words were indeed all you intended to share on the subject, and Alexis finally lets out a sigh, seeming disappointed.
"Well, if you're going to be so rude...Help! A deviant!"
The last words are spoken more loudly, but said in a complete monotone. A couple seconds later, the shopkeeper comes bustling out from the inside of the shop.
The shopkeeper claps a hand to her mouth when she sees you standing there without any pants and with the base of a carrot sticking out of your ass.
"Oh my, what's going on?"
When she speaks though, her voice is a monotone just like Alexis'; it's quickly becoming clear that the two of them have set you up.
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