You call. You're each in for 8 now.
Emily flips 'em. Pocket sevens. She's got you, sevens full of jacks. You throw your cards down in disgust and disbelief.
"Ohhh yeah, come to mama" she says with a smile. "Let's see... 2, 4, 6, 8- looks like you're mine for 4 minutes."
"You got beat bad!" Jenny says, laughing. "Give it to him girl."
You put your head in your hands. You can't believe she caught the seven on the river.
Emily starts the timer and looks at you with a sly grin. "Come over here and pay homage to the queen!"
You get up from your seat and walk over to her side of the table. "siiighhh, alright, what do you want me to do?"
"Bow down to me. Get down on the floor and bow to the queen"
You sigh and lower yourself to the ground. "I bow to the queen of poker," you say, sarcastically. Jenny laughs, enjoying watching your humiliation. Emily smiles down at you, smug in her victory.
"Ok, now kiss my shoe" - she stretches out her leg to you. She's in sneakers and tight jeans.
"Oh, come on!"
"Hey, don't complain. You lost boy. Shoulda tried to bed me out early on. Now kiss my shoe and tell me I'm the master."
You lower your head humbly and kiss the top of her sneaker. "You're the master Emily."
"That's right. Keep kissing it. Haha"
You kiss her shoe again and again. She gives you the other one and you kiss it. She lowers both of her feet to the floor. "Don't stop" she says. "Lie down on your stomach."
You lie flat on the floor and continue kissing Emily's shoes. She tilts them back on her heels. "And the bottoms too," she demands, laughing. You obey and kiss the bottoms of her shoes. It's pretty gross and humiliating. Who knows where she's been walking.
"I'm enjoying this" Emily says to Jenny. They both laugh.
"Yeah, pretty humiliating huh?" Jenny teases you.
"You'll pay for this" you grumble, in between kissing the soles of her sneakers.
"Hahaha I don't think so," she snaps back. "This is gonna be a long night for you, boy. You know what? Just for that, now I want you to lick 'em."
"Oh god, come on!"
"Go on, lick the bottom of my shoe. Do it loser!"
You stick your tongue out and she rubs the sole of her shoe on it.
"eecchh". You cringe. It tastes of awful dirt and rubber.
"Yeah, keep going, lick the bottom of my shoe. This is what you get for losing, loser."
Just when you've had enough, you hear the timer go off. Thank god, you think. You get up.
"awww, I was just starting to have fun with you. Oh well, next hand. Get ready to lose again," Emily teases.
"ugh, that was awful," you complain. "You're gonna get it now."
"We'll see."
Emily deals the cards.
Ace - King. Both of spades. Jenny checks to you. |