You laugh. "Yeah, whatever, bring it on." You stand up lazily and look at Elise with a smirk on her face. She's mad. You've been openly insulting to women for the past ten minutes just to get a rise out of her. And now you have.
Elise comes at you. You put your hands up slowly ready to ward her off easily, but suddenly, as if in one motion, you feel a tugging on your hair and a sweep coming from behind your left leg, and suddenly you are on your back and Elise's knee is coming down on your chest. It happens so fast your eyes don't even process it. The knee to the chest hurts bad.
"Didn't realize I used to do karate, did you?" She mocks. |