You're the first male ever in the history of this survival camp to be allowed to attend. Usually, it's a female-only camp, but one of the "instructors" gave you an exception given your particular talent in the area of survival. The general theme is post-apocolyptic survival in that the attending campers are seperated into groups of four as "families" and given specific resources on which to figure out how to survive for the duration of the camp.
When you arrive, you find that three groups already have three members and immediately upon seeing you arrive, all three begin to loudly contend as to why you should be assigned to their team.
First, there's the Black Team, consisting (consequently) of three African-American girls. They seem to have a kind of "black power" militaristic ethos between them, but say you should be assigned to them so that their team would not be one of racial segregation.
Next, there's the Red Team, consisting of the three largest and most muscular girls of the camp. They contend that you should be on their team because they are the biggest, the strongest, and the best. They've "earned" the right to have the camp's only male on their team.
Lastly, there's the Pink Team. This team seems to consist of the Beverly Hills "valley girl" gals of the camp. They're in expensive "survival duds", blond, tanned, and made up. They're also in possesson of such enormous, round, and firm bosoms that you surmise they're likely the result of some over enthusiastic surgical enhancement. They say you should be on their team because they "are, like, the prettiest and the prettiest girls get the guy. It's like, so totally obvious."
Never the less, it's up to the instructors as to who you'll be assigned to. |