"I wish she would get dressed and give me a french kiss and her phone number before she leaves," you think to yourself. You want her, but, you need time to make some adjustments to yourself first. After getting dressed, she comes over, wraps her arms around you, and proceeds to kiss you deeply, her tongue dancing with yours. Picking up her clipboard, she writes her phone number down for you, and tells you to call her sometime.
"I don't even know your name," you say.
"Angie," she replies with a wink as she wiggles her ass for you.
Now that you're alone, you get undressed and look at yourself in the mirror. "I wish I was 190 lbs," you say. Instantly, your belly shrinks, and, stepping on the scale, your weight is exactly 190. "I wish I had six pack abs and a 12 inch cock," you say. You feel your abs and pecker expanding, and realize that you can change anything about yourself, and control peoples' minds with a thought or spoken word.
You decide to test your powers further. Getting dressed, you go outside and look at your beat up car. "I wish I had a Ferrari instead of this piece of shit," you say, and, no sooner had you gotten the words out than a Ferrari appears in its place. "I could get used to this," you say as you get into your car and head toward the interstate. Heading north, you decide to see what your car has to offer. Punching the gas, you easily get up to 140, and see flashing lights behind you.
You pull over, and the cop approaches your window. Rolling your window down, you think "I wish this officer would do jumping jacks in front of my car." Passing your window, he stands in front of your car and starts to do jumping jacks. "I wish he'd let me off without even a warning. In fact, let him tell me how nice my car is." He stops doing jumping jacks, and comes to your window.
"That's a nice car you're driving," he says.
"You pulled me over just to tell me that?" you ask, pretending to be upset.
"Yes, that's why I pulled you over," he admits sheepishly. Getting back into his car, he turns his lights off, and you proceed down the interstate. |