Unlike most teenage girls, Flora had never been plagued by body issues. After all, she was genuinely gorgeous, as anyone with eyes (or in her case, eyes and access to a mirror) could see. Of course, reality is rarely able to overcome teenage neuroses, but Flora also had a too-male declaring and demonstrating his admiration for her beauty several times a week. Thus, Flora had never been bothered by the fact that she was the flattest of Adam's women...until now.
Staring at the awe-inspiring mountains on Gogo's chest, for the first time, Flora seriously contemplated what it would be like if she had bigger boobs. She decided she liked that mental image, quite alot. Her aunt was undergoing a similar process, and was currently using her laptop to research breast implants. Of course, both women (or girl and woman, if you prefer) were polite enough to keep the conversation going. Nonetheless, it was Gina who had to pull the real weight, a task she was performing marvelously, and making Adam wonder if perhaps he had picked the wrong twin for matrimony.
Gogo, never having met any of the aforementioned ladies previously, was completely oblivious to the unusual undercurrents of the dinner, and kept prattling on. She gamely conversed with the others on all manner of topics, but kept steering the discussion towards two in particular; Adam's sex life, and Gina and Heather's twinhood.
"Is it normal for twins to look so much alike?" she asked.
"Yes and no," Gina replied. "Identical twins, like me and my sis here, are genetically identical, but there's nothing to stop them from having different hair and so on. Many twins do, but we like to be as similar as possible."
"Not just look similar," Heather cut in for a change. "Me and Gina like to share everything. One of the perks of dating a too-male is that we can share a boyfriend."
Inwardly, Adam winced at the reminder that marrying one twin owuld hurt the other. Maybe he should marry all three ladies? He decided to bring it up with his wives when he got home.
The dinner and conversation continued for soem time longer, but eventually, the food was finished. Gina and Flora began cleaning up, and Heather, Adam, and Gogo pitched in. A short while later, things were nice and neat.
Adam turned to Gogo. "My dear, you may recall I promised you dinner AND dancing. Now that we've ahd the one, do you feel up to the other?"
Gogo grinned. "Oh, yes. I'd love to dance with you!"
Adam grinned back, and then turned to the other girls. "Ladies, you in?"
"Of course."
"Totally."
"You bet."
Adam's grin widened. The five of them piled into Adam's car, and took off, stopping near a bustling nightclub. Adam escorted the ladies to the entrance, bypassing the line. The bouncer took note of Adam's obvious too-maleness, and the extreme hotness of the ladies, and let them pass without comment.
(originally posted to the BE Addventure) |