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"A Quiet Little Town.." | spentbob | 5


You approach a short, trim dark haired woman. She's very pretty, in a "not letting go of my youth" kind of way. She's very tan, and tiny, and trim, and she grins at you as you draw close.

"Have you ever had a girl fuck you with a carrot?" she asks conversationally, not looking up from the vegetables.


what do you say to that?

          You're at a loss for words.


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